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Lehman Brothers phone case

Lehman Brothers phone case

$28.57 USD
$28.57 USD $37.79 USD
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Why just protect your phone when you can make a statement? The Lehman Brothers Premium Phone Case is the ultimate homage to those who dared to risk it all—and lost spectacularly. It’s sleek, stylish, and engineered to outlast your portfolio during a market downturn.

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Estimated delivery: 3–10 days

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Why You'd Love It

  • Irony Overload: Protects your phone better than 2008 protected the global economy.
  • Conversation Starter: “Is that a Lehman Brothers phone case?”—cue awkward laughter and deep discussions about subprime mortgages.
  • Durability Over Drama: Crafted with premium materials, because some things should withstand pressure.

Let the irony speak for itself. The Lehman Brothers Premium Phone Case isn’t just protection; it’s a statement of resilience, humor, and lessons learned (the hard way). Don’t drop the ball—or your phone. Grab yours now and carry a piece of financial history in your pocket.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Blank product sourced from South Korea.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Frequently Asked Questions

All the information you need for a smooth shopping experience. Find quick answers to your most common questions about ordering, shipping, returns, and more.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.