This koozie is for:

• finance history people who still talk about 2008
• bankers with a taste for crisis-era jokes
• investors who respect downside risk
• students learning market history through memes
• gift buyers shopping for Wall Street humor

The koozie keeps the reference simple and lets the history do the work. It is for drinks, desks, and conversations where someone inevitably says “too big to fail.”

Use it when the market feels dramatic or when your finance friends need a reminder that leverage has consequences. Finance Bro makes merch for people who know history does rhyme, especially on Wall Street.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY