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Lehman Brothers hat

Lehman Brothers hat

Regular price $35.34 USD
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Wearing the Lehman Brothers hat is like wearing a badge of honor for surviving the wildest financial rollercoaster of the century.

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Description

This isn’t just a hat—it’s a front-row ticket to the biggest implosion on Wall Street, served with a side of dark humor. Perfect for the finance buff who knows that sometimes, the biggest lessons come from the hardest falls, this hat lets you tip your cap to the ghosts of financial crises past. Whether you’re out to close a deal or just grab a drink, this hat will have everyone talking—and probably laughing, too.

Why You'd Love It

  • Financial Fiasco Flair: The Lehman Brothers hat isn’t just a cap; it’s a conversation piece. This is for those who can laugh at the absurdity of it all and appreciate the irony of wearing the brand that defined "too big to fail"—until it did.
  • Ultimate Icebreaker: Forget boring small talk. This hat will have people asking, “Is that... Lehman Brothers?” Whether they get the joke or need a quick history lesson, you’re guaranteed to spark some interest (and maybe a few nervous laughs).
  • Surprisingly Durable: Unlike certain financial institutions, this hat is built to last. Made from 100% Cotton Twill, it’s as reliable as your best-performing stock (and we’re not talking about 2008). When life gets messy, just give it a quick spot clean with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher spots, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking like it didn’t just weather a financial storm.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—tough enough to withstand the next market crash
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—just like your expectations after 2008
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure for a fit that won’t bail out on you
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush will clean up the mess—no bailout needed

Ready to wear your financial war stories with pride? Add the Lehman Brothers hat to your cart today, and let’s face it—you’ll look better in it than they ever did.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.