This candle is for:

• Excel users with polished outfits and chaotic formulas
• analysts who consider pivot tables a love language
• finance teams hiding terrifying models behind clean formatting
• coworkers who know spreadsheet skills can be strangely powerful
• gift buyers looking for Excel humor that is office-safe but not boring

Lady In The Streets, Freak In The Spreadsheets is a candle for the person who looks normal until the workbook opens.

Light it near your model, your dashboard, or the tab nobody else is allowed to touch. Finance Bro makes Excel humor for people who know formatting is foreplay for finance professionals.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room.

Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY