This shirt is for:

• traders explaining a drawdown with academic confidence
• investors who call being broke a balance sheet timing issue
• crypto people waiting for the next liquidity event
• finance friends who use jargon to avoid reality
• anyone temporarily rich in theory and poor in cash

The I’m Not Broke, It’s a Temporary Liquidity Issue shirt is financial denial dressed up as terminology. It sounds smarter than panic and pairs well with portfolios that need time, prayer, or a suspiciously strong rally.

Wear it after a bad trade, during rent week, or while explaining why unrealized losses are basically invisible if you stop checking. It is finance humor for people who still believe in the turnaround story.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know liquidity is a state of mind until the invoice arrives.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY