This candle is for:

• people whose calm aesthetic is mostly a branding exercise
• finance teams working through deadlines with suspicious composure
• office workers who need a warning system with a wick
• coworkers who recognize stress before the Slack status changes
• gift buyers shopping for burnout humor that still looks nice on a desk

If This Is Lit I Am Stressed is not subtle. It tells the room exactly what is happening while pretending to be home decor.

Use it during close, revision rounds, or any evening where the to-do list has started negotiating back. Finance Bro makes stress humor for people who prefer their warning labels aesthetically acceptable.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room.

Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY