This shirt is for:

• accountants who survive tax season with dark humor
• founders who call stress “professional development”
• finance teams who understand questionable deductions as a joke
• coworkers with dry expense-policy humor
• gift buyers shopping for accounting merch

The design turns business-expense language into a clean, absurd finance joke. It is for people who know the difference between a deduction and a delusion, but still enjoy the fantasy.

Wear it at the office, while filing receipts, or during any conversation that begins with “can I expense this?” Finance Bro makes merch for people who laugh before the audit starts.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY