This mug is for:

• consultants who hear small talk and mentally start the timer
• lawyers, advisors, accountants, and finance people with billable instincts
• desk setups where every interruption has an opportunity cost
• anyone who knows “quick call” is rarely quick

The I'm billing you for this conversation mug makes every sip feel like a time entry. It is professional humor for people whose calendar is measured in units of regret.

Use it during calls, client work, or any office chat that should have been an email. The mug is polite, but the invoice energy is real.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY