This hat is for:

• people who prefer every interaction to come with a rate card
• consultants, lawyers, accountants, and advisors with dry humor
• coffee runs, casual Fridays, and off-duty client avoidance
• anyone who treats unnecessary conversation as scope creep

The I'm billing you for this conversation hat is wearable time tracking. It gives casual outfits the energy of an itemized invoice.

Wear it when you are off the clock but still emotionally consulting. It is clean, funny, and just hostile enough to protect your weekend.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY