This desk name plate is for:

• professionals with low tolerance for avoidable confusion
• managers who have explained the same thing three different ways
• finance people reviewing mistakes that should not have survived first pass
• office veterans who prefer competence over inspirational posters
• friends who deliver tough feedback with a straight face

The I'll Be Nicer If You'll Be Smarter Desk Name Plate is workplace sarcasm with clean execution. It is not motivational decor. It is a desk sign for people who believe kindness is easier when the inbox contains fewer preventable disasters.

Put it where coworkers, clients, or housemates can see it before asking the next question. It works as a funny office gift, desk decor, or passive-aggressive warning label for people who have already used their polite voice today.

Finance Bro makes merch for offices where common sense is appreciated, documented, and still somehow ignored.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.