This sweatshirt is for:

• ambitious people who cry quietly and still hit send
• office survivors running on calendars, caffeine, and mild panic
• finance students pretending everything is under control
• high performers who turn emotional damage into output
• friends who are productive enough to be concerning

The I Cry Alot But I Am So Productive sweatshirt turns burnout honesty into wearable office armor. It is soft, blunt, and painfully accurate for anyone whose task list has started developing a personality.

Wear it while cleaning your inbox, rebuilding your life plan, or making progress through sheer spite. The joke works because productivity culture often looks polished from the outside and feral from the inside.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know that results can be real even when the process looks emotionally leveraged.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY