This shirt is for:

• spreadsheet warriors who are one pivot table away from feelings
• analysts who confuse recovery with opening another tab
• students and interns learning that productivity has a cost
• coworkers who weaponize efficiency through emotional chaos
• friends who say they are fine and then ship the whole project

The I Cry Alot But I Am So Productive shirt keeps the confession simple: the machine is running, but nobody should inspect the wiring too closely. It belongs in offices where output is measured before sanity.

Wear it on casual Friday, during exam season, or while pretending your calendar is a personality. It is funny because everyone knows someone who is dangerously functional.

Finance Bro turns corporate pressure, productivity guilt, and dry self-awareness into merch that actually says the quiet part.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY