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Guaranteed Returns hat

Guaranteed Returns hat

Regular price $34.77 USD
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Introducing the "Guaranteed Returns" hat—because who doesn’t love a promise they know can't be kept? This hat is a cheeky nod to those too-good-to-be-true investment pitches, perfect for anyone who knows there's no such thing as risk-free returns.

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Wear it as a badge of your savvy skepticism and an inside joke for finance pros who’ve heard it all.

Why You’d Love It

  • Too Good to Be True: For the finance aficionado who knows that “guaranteed returns” often come with a wink and a hidden catch, this hat is the perfect sarcastic accessory.
  • Conversation Gold: Rock this hat at your next conference or casual outing, and watch the finance bros smirk as they catch the irony. It’s the ideal icebreaker when you want to drop some truth bombs about “risk-free” investments.
  • All-Day Comfort: Made from a premium cotton blend, this hat is as comfortable as your portfolio on a good day—when the numbers actually match the promises.

Product Details

  • Material: Premium cotton blend—durable and soft for all-day wear.
  • Fit: Adjustable strap for the perfect fit, just like you’re hoping your investments will be.
  • Design: Bold, embroidered "Guaranteed Returns" text for maximum impact with minimum BS.

Ready to call out the next too-good-to-be-true pitch? Add the "Guaranteed Returns" hat to your cart and let everyone know you’re no stranger to fine print.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

Once your order has been processed and shipped, you will receive a confirmation email with a tracking number. You can use this tracking number to monitor the status of your shipment.

What is your return policy?

We accept returns within 7 days (within 14 days in the EU) of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

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