This sweatshirt is for:

• crypto people who survived the scandal cycle
• finance workers who enjoy fraud-adjacent market history
• investors with trust issues and cold wallets
• analysts who believe audits should exist
• gift buyers looking for sharp crypto humor

The joke lands because everyone remembers the collapse, the headlines, and the sudden discovery that governance matters. It is a clean sweatshirt for anyone who can laugh at market absurdity without forgetting the lesson.

Wear it casually, during chart reviews, or while explaining why proof-of-reserves is not a personality trait. Finance Bro makes merch for people who know every empire still needs a ledger.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY