This sticker is for:

• crypto people who survived the scandal cycle
• finance workers who enjoy collapse-era memes
• investors with cold wallets and colder jokes
• laptop sticker collectors with market trauma
• gift buyers shopping for crypto finance humor

The sticker turns one of crypto’s biggest disasters into a clean desk or laptop joke. It is made for people who understand that valuation, custody, and controls are not optional features.

Place it where you want a quiet reminder that hype is not a balance sheet. Finance Bro makes merch for people who read the fine print after the explosion.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC