This mug is for:

• crypto traders who learned counterparty risk the expensive way
• finance people who enjoy scandal jokes with receipts
• risk teams who never trusted the nice dashboard
• friends who still say “not your keys” without blinking

The FTX Mug turns a modern finance disaster into sharp desk humor. Use it for coffee, tea, or quiet reflection on why governance should not be run from a group chat.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know the best jokes are backed by historical losses.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY