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Finance hat

Finance hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "Finance" hat is like wearing a one-word mic drop that says, “Yes, I’m in finance—no, I won’t explain it to you.”

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Description

This hat isn’t just a label; it’s a cryptic badge of honor for those who thrive in the mysterious world of numbers, deals, and possibly more acronyms than the average person can handle. Perfect for the finance professional who’s as enigmatic as their spreadsheets, this hat lets you keep it simple while still packing a punch of twisted humor and cleverness.

Why You'd Love It

  • Minimalist Mystery: The "Finance" hat is for those who know that sometimes, less is more—especially when it comes to explaining what you do. It’s the perfect way to keep people guessing whether you’re a Wall Street titan or just really good at pretending to be one.
  • Effortlessly Ironic: This hat says “Finance” with just enough of a wink to make it clear that you’re in on the joke. It’s ideal for anyone who enjoys the puzzled looks of those who can’t quite figure out if you’re serious—or seriously twisted.
  • Built for the Stealthy Power Player: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as understated yet resilient as your best-kept financial strategies. When life—or that lunchtime deal—gets messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking sharp—like your negotiating skills.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—because even a hat with just one word should be built to last
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—keeps you looking sleek and mysterious, whether you’re crunching numbers or dodging questions
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a perfect fit, no matter how complex your portfolio
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even the simplest statements deserve to stay polished

Ready to embrace the enigma of your finance life with a twist of humor? Add the "Finance" hat to your cart today and let the world know that sometimes, one word says it all—especially when that word is “Finance.”

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.