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Finance Bro sweatshirt

Finance Bro sweatshirt

Regular price $44.49 USD
Sale price $44.49 USD Regular price $59.95 USD
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The Finance Bro sweatshirt isn’t just a piece of clothing—it’s a lifestyle statement. Perfect for the guy who’s never met a stock tip he didn’t like, this sweatshirt is as essential as your morning cold brew and as reliable as your trust in the almighty market.

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Description

Whether you’re flexing at the gym, working late on your next big pitch, or just scrolling through memes in your downtime, this sweatshirt is your go-to for effortless bro style. It’s the perfect blend of comfort, confidence, and that signature finance swagger.

Why You'd Love It

  • Bro-Approved Style: Flaunt your finance savvy with a sweatshirt that says, “I’m here to close deals and maybe hit the gym later.” It’s the ultimate uniform for the modern finance bro.
  • Networking Gold: Whether you’re at a startup event or a happy hour, this sweatshirt does the talking. It’s a surefire way to connect with fellow bros who understand the grind.
  • Comfy & Classic: Made from a medium-heavy blend of 50% ethically-grown US cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers the perfect balance of durability and comfort. It’s just as tough as your Monday meetings but way more relaxing.

Product Details

  • Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Ethically Produced: 100% of the cotton used is ethically grown in the USA
  • Fit: Relaxed fit, perfect for layering over your favorite tee or under that tailored blazer—because even bros can be stylish.

Upgrade your bro game—add the Finance Bro sweatshirt to your cart today and show the world you mean business (and maybe a little bit of fun).

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.