Let’s face it: nobody respects a man in a hoodie at the office anymore — unless that hoodie comes with a Series A and a pending SEC investigation. The Finance Bro Quarter Zip is your gateway to looking like you know what EBITDA means, without ever needing to explain it.

Engineered for boardrooms, brunches, and “accidental” run-ins with your ex's new boyfriend, this piece tells the world: "Yes, I trade options. No, I don’t understand the Greeks."

Product Highlights:

• Business casual? More like business lethal.

• Subtle zipper for quick venting after getting roasted by your boss.

• Ribbed cuffs to contain your anxiety during earnings calls.

• Zero fluff. 100% alpha.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 85°F). Do not tumble dry.