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Enron hat

Enron hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the Enron hat is like wearing a crown of corporate caution with a heavy dose of irony. This isn’t just any hat—it’s a cheeky nod to the granddaddy of all corporate scandals.

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Description

Perfect for the finance enthusiast who knows that the best lessons come wrapped in the biggest blunders, this hat lets you laugh in the face of failure while keeping your style on point. Whether you’re in a boardroom or just out for a casual day, the Enron hat is the ultimate conversation starter for those who appreciate the dark side of corporate history.

Why You'd Love It

  • Scandalous Style: The Enron hat isn’t just headwear; it’s a bold statement. It’s perfect for anyone who can appreciate the massive irony of wearing the logo that became synonymous with corporate greed and downfall.
  • Conversation Gold: Whether you’re at a networking event or just hanging out, this hat is sure to get people talking. It’s the ideal icebreaker for those who enjoy discussing epic failures with a side of dark humor.
  • Irony You Can Count On: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as durable as your favorite business case studies. When life gets messy, just spot clean with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will have it looking like it didn’t just survive one of the biggest collapses in corporate history.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—stronger than certain accounting practices
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—keeps you looking sharp, no matter what
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure for a perfect fit—because unlike certain audits, this actually closes properly
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even in scandals, things can get messy

Ready to wear a piece of corporate history with a twist? Add the Enron hat to your cart today and let everyone know you’ve got a sense of humor as sharp as your financial instincts.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.