Whether you’re crunching numbers or just enjoying a spicy story from the world of high finance, this shirt is your way of saying that sometimes, the kitchen gets a little too hot—especially when the books are on the menu.

Why You’d Love It

• Scandalous Humor: Celebrate your love for financial drama with a shirt that’s as bold as the Enron executives’ accounting tricks. It's a cheeky way to show off your finance knowledge with a dash of dark humor.
• Conversation Starter: Expect knowing chuckles and a few gasps of disbelief when people catch sight of this shirt. It’s the perfect way to break the ice at finance conferences—or just make your coworkers laugh at the office.
• Comfortably Cooked: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this medium-heavy fabric blend is perfect for those long hours spent not cooking the books—just enjoying the aftermath.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton
• Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fit: Relaxed and easy-going—perfect for when you're cooking up ideas, not numbers.

Ready to add a dash of scandal to your wardrobe? Add the "Cooking the Books" shirt to your cart today and wear your financial wit with pride.

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Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY