Eat the poor shirt is for:

• finance meme fans with a sharp taste for satire
• friends who enjoy jokes that make brunch tense
• economics students tired of polite explanations
• market people who understand villain-coded slogans
• anyone building an outfit around aggressively unserious finance humor

The Eat the poor shirt turns a ridiculous phrase into a clean, blunt piece of satire. It is not subtle, which is exactly why it works for people who prefer their finance jokes with teeth.

Wear it casually, gift it selectively, and let everyone else decide whether to laugh or slowly back away.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY