Eat the poor hat is for:

• people who enjoy absurd finance satire
• friends who like their merch socially uncomfortable
• economics nerds with a bleak sense of humor
• market-watchers allergic to polite slogans
• anyone who knows the joke is the cruelty of the system, not a policy memo

The Eat the poor hat is deliberately ridiculous class-war satire, not advice from a think tank. It is made for people who understand that finance humor sometimes works best when it sounds like a villain wrote the budget.

Wear it as a joke, a conversation hazard, or a tiny monument to unserious economic discourse.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY