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Dirty Hands Clean Money hat

Dirty Hands Clean Money hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "Dirty Hands, Clean Money" hat is like wearing your hustle with pride—a twisted, no-nonsense declaration that you’re willing to get your hands dirty to keep your money squeaky clean.

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This hat isn’t just a clever phrase; it’s a badge of honor for those who know that the road to success isn’t always paved with gold—sometimes, it’s paved with grit, grind, and a bit of grime. Perfect for the hard-working, no-excuses go-getter who isn’t afraid to put in the work, this hat lets you wear your twisted work ethic on your head, reminding everyone that while your methods might be messy, your money isn’t.

Why You'd Love It

  • Gritty and Proud: The "Dirty Hands, Clean Money" hat is for those who believe that success doesn’t come without a bit of hard work—and maybe a few smudges along the way. It’s the perfect way to show that you’re not afraid to get down and dirty if it means keeping your finances above reproach.
  • Guaranteed to Get a Reaction: Whether it’s a nod of respect or a raised eyebrow, this hat is sure to make people take notice. It’s the ideal conversation starter for those who live by the motto that the ends justify the means—as long as the money’s clean at the end of the day.
  • Built to Last Through Any Grind: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as tough as the work you put in. When life—or your post-workout smoothie—gets messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking as sharp as your financial acumen.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—durable enough to withstand the grind, but classy enough to flaunt your clean cash
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because when you’re working hard, you’ve got to look good doing it
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a perfect fit, whether you’re in the trenches or on the top floor
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even if your hands are dirty, your hat should stay clean

Ready to wear your work ethic with a twisted sense of pride? Add the "Dirty Hands, Clean Money" hat to your cart today and let the world know that you’re not afraid of a little dirt as long as the dollars stay crisp.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.