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DILF hat

DILF hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the DILF (Damn I Love Finance) hat is like making a bold declaration of your passion for the world of finance, with a cheeky twist that’s impossible to ignore.

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Description

This hat is perfect for those who know their way around a balance sheet and aren’t afraid to have a little fun with their love for the industry. Whether you’re closing deals, attending meetings, or just kicking back with a well-earned drink, this hat lets everyone know you’re a finance pro with a sharp wit and a sense of humor that’s as strong as your portfolio.

Why You'd Love It

  • Playful Punchline: The DILF hat is all about mixing business with pleasure—because who says finance can’t be fun? It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who enjoys a good laugh as much as they enjoy a good ROI.
  • Ultimate Icebreaker: Expect double-takes and plenty of smiles when you wear this hat. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter, whether you’re at a networking event or just hanging out with fellow finance enthusiasts.
  • Built for Comfort and Style: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat combines comfort with durability—just like your favorite investment strategy. When life gets a little messy, a quick spot clean with warm water and dish soap will keep your hat looking fresh. And for those tougher spots, a soft bristled brush will make sure your headwear stays in prime condition.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—because your hat should be as solid as your investment portfolio
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—keeps you looking sharp, no matter where your day takes you
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensures a perfect fit, whether you’re crunching numbers or crushing goals
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; use a soft bristled brush for those tougher stains—because even when you love finance, things can get a bit messy

Ready to wear your love for finance with pride and a dash of humor? Add the DILF (Damn I Love Finance) hat to your cart today and show the world that finance is your passion—and you’ve got the hat to prove it.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.