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Diamond Hands shirt

Diamond Hands shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
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Introducing the "Diamond Hands" shirt—because paper hands are for quitters and you're not about that life. Inspired by the Trump meme, this shirt is a badge of honor for those who hold the line, no matter how chaotic things get.

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Description

Whether you're braving the wild swings of the stock market or just refusing to fold in the face of life’s challenges, this shirt lets everyone know you’ve got nerves of steel and a sense of humor to match.

Why You’d Love It

  • Meme Legend Status: Wear the shirt that tells the world you're not just in it to win it—you’re in it to hold it, through thick and thin. It’s like being part of an elite (and stubborn) club.
  • Hodl In Style: Crafted from 100% ethically grown cotton, this shirt keeps you cool and comfy as you diamond-hand your way through whatever comes your way—stocks, crypto, or just a particularly tough Monday.
  • Guaranteed Laughs: Whether you're in the office or at a casual hangout, this shirt is bound to spark conversations and maybe even some respect for your holding power.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Ethically Grown Cotton—because you stand by your principles, even in fashion.
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Fit: Relaxed fit that’s perfect for intense market holds or chill weekends.

Ready to show the world you're not selling? Add the "Diamond Hands" shirt to your cart today and let your wardrobe hold some value too.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.