This shirt is for:

• banking people with a dark sense of institutional memory
• finance students who learned risk management from headlines
• analysts who enjoy jokes with a balance sheet attached
• friends who follow market disasters like true crime
• office coworkers who understand that some internships age badly

The Credit Suisse Risk Management Intern 2023 shirt is for people who remember that finance history has jokes, and most of them are expensive. It turns a very serious headline into a very unserious career souvenir.

Wear it as banking satire, market collapse humor, or a quiet warning label for anyone who says risk is under control. The joke works best around people who know exactly why it is cursed.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who treat financial disasters as case studies, memes, and occasionally wardrobe choices.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY