Perfect for those who understand that the kitchen isn’t the only place where things get cooked, this hat lets you wear your cheeky side on your sleeve—or rather, your head. Whether you’re crunching numbers or just mixing up some laughs, the "Cooking the Books" hat is your go-to for stirring the pot with style.

Why You'd Love It

• Witty Wordplay: The "Cooking the Books" hat is more than just a statement—it’s a playful jab at the art of creative accounting. Perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and isn’t afraid to poke fun at the not-so-glamorous side of finance.
• Mischief Magnet: This hat is bound to get double-takes and knowing smiles wherever you go. It’s a perfect icebreaker for those who appreciate the fine line between balancing the books and, well, cooking them.
• Built to Last: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as solid as your favorite balance sheet (before any "adjustments"). When life gets a little messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will bring it back to its prime—no creative math required.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Cotton Twill—because even when you’re cooking the books, you want quality
• Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—keeping your look as tight as your financials (hopefully)
• Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a snug fit, no matter how you slice the pie
• Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even when you’re mixing things up, you want your hat to stay clean

Ready to wear your sense of humor with a dash of financial flair? Add the "Cooking the Books" hat to your cart today and let the world know that while you might play with numbers, your style is no joke.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY