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Commit Tax Fraud hat

Commit Tax Fraud hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "Commit Tax Fraud" hat is like strolling into a room with a sly grin and a punchline that lands before you even say a word. This hat is for the audacious, the mischievous, and those who appreciate a dash of dark humor with their fashion.

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Description

Perfect for the finance pro who knows how to bend the rules (in jest, of course) and anyone who loves a good, twisted laugh, this hat lets you wear your satire loud and proud. Whether you’re at a party, a finance event, or just running errands with a smirk, the "Commit Tax Fraud" hat is your go-to for making a bold, cheeky statement.

Why You'd Love It

  • Delightfully Twisted: The "Commit Tax Fraud" hat takes a phrase that should probably be whispered and turns it into a bold, in-your-face joke. It’s perfect for those who love to flirt with the line between edgy and outrageous—without crossing it.
  • Provocative Humor: This hat isn’t just an accessory; it’s a conversation starter. Wear it, and watch as people do a double-take before bursting into laughter or starting a spirited debate. Either way, you’re guaranteed to be the center of attention.
  • Sturdy and Satirical: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as durable as your best-kept secrets. When life—or your favorite beverage—spills over, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking fresh—because even satire deserves to be well-maintained.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to handle even the most twisted sense of humor
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because your humor may be off-kilter, but your style should be spot on
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a secure fit, whether you’re dodging questions or just enjoying the laughs
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because while your jokes might be dirty, your hat shouldn’t be

Ready to push the boundaries of humor with a hat that says you’re not afraid to laugh at the most taboo topics? Add the "Commit Tax Fraud" hat to your cart today and let the world know that you’re here to make waves—one clever quip at a time.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.