Perfect for the finance pro who knows how to bend the rules (in jest, of course) and anyone who loves a good, twisted laugh, this hat lets you wear your satire loud and proud. Whether you’re at a party, a finance event, or just running errands with a smirk, the "Commit Tax Fraud" hat is your go-to for making a bold, cheeky statement.
Why You'd Love It
- Delightfully Twisted: The "Commit Tax Fraud" hat takes a phrase that should probably be whispered and turns it into a bold, in-your-face joke. It’s perfect for those who love to flirt with the line between edgy and outrageous—without crossing it.
- Provocative Humor: This hat isn’t just an accessory; it’s a conversation starter. Wear it, and watch as people do a double-take before bursting into laughter or starting a spirited debate. Either way, you’re guaranteed to be the center of attention.
- Sturdy and Satirical: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as durable as your best-kept secrets. When life—or your favorite beverage—spills over, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking fresh—because even satire deserves to be well-maintained.
Product Details
- Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to handle even the most twisted sense of humor
- Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because your humor may be off-kilter, but your style should be spot on
- Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a secure fit, whether you’re dodging questions or just enjoying the laughs
- Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because while your jokes might be dirty, your hat shouldn’t be
Ready to push the boundaries of humor with a hat that says you’re not afraid to laugh at the most taboo topics? Add the "Commit Tax Fraud" hat to your cart today and let the world know that you’re here to make waves—one clever quip at a time.
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.
Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:
- US deliveries: 2-7 business days
- EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
- International deliveries: 5-20 business days
Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.
For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.