This shirt isn’t just a cheeky play on titles; it’s a bold declaration that you’re the kind of person who can turn any situation into a punchline. Perfect for the finance professional who loves to mix a little mischief with their mastery of the markets, this shirt lets you flaunt your wit with a wink and a grin.

Why You'd Love It

• Deviously Clever: The "Chief Ponzi Officer" shirt is for those who appreciate the irony of holding the top position in the shadiest of all businesses—without actually crossing any legal lines. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of history’s most infamous schemes.
• Guaranteed Head-Turner: This shirt is bound to spark double-takes, raised eyebrows, and plenty of laughs. Whether you’re at the office, out with friends, or just navigating the financial world, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for those who love to live on the edge of humor.
• Comfortably Subversive: Made from 100% soft cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is controversial. It’s perfect for all-day wear, whether you’re masterminding your next big idea (hopefully legal) or just kicking back and enjoying the irony.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Cotton—soft enough to keep you comfortable, strong enough to withstand the fallout of your jokes
• Fit: Relaxed fit—because even the most notorious (and hypothetical) schemers need to stay comfortable
• Design: Bold, twisted text that makes it clear you’re the top dog in the most satirical sense
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—because even the Chief Ponzi Officer deserves a low-maintenance wardrobe

Ready to take your humor to the next level with a title that’s sure to get people talking? Add the "Chief Ponzi Officer" shirt to your cart today and let the world know that when it comes to financial humor, you’re always at the top of the (totally legal) game.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY