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CFO shirt

CFO shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
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Introducing the "Chief Financial Officer" T-shirt—because you don’t just balance the books, you balance the entire company’s sanity. This shirt is for the CFO who knows that while numbers never lie, a little humor never hurts.

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Description

Whether you’re overseeing budgets, reminding everyone that "cost-cutting" doesn’t mean buying cheaper coffee, or just flexing your financial muscle, this tee is the perfect blend of serious title and not-so-serious vibe. Ideal for casual Fridays, company retreats, or whenever you need to remind everyone who signs off on their expense reports.

Why You’d Love It

  • Power Move: Let’s be real—being CFO isn’t just a job, it’s a superpower. This shirt is your cape. Wear it and watch everyone suddenly find those missing receipts.
  • Subtle Flex: Because sometimes you need to remind people that while they’re busy spending, you’re busy making sure the lights stay on. It’s the perfect mix of authority and humor.
  • Comfy Enough for Crunch Time: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt is soft enough for those late-night budget meetings and tough enough to handle all the "urgent" last-minute requests.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton—because your decisions are as sustainable as your forecasts.
  • Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Fit: Relaxed and confident—like your approach to quarterly earnings calls.

Ready to prove that finance can be both funny and formidable? Add the "Chief Financial Officer" T-shirt to your cart today and let the office know who’s really in charge—of both the jokes and the numbers.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy (in case I get roasted too hard)?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.