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CFO hat

CFO hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "CFO" hat is like strapping on the ultimate badge of authority, with just enough twisted humor to remind everyone that you’re the one who really controls the purse strings.

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Description

This hat isn’t just a title; it’s a playful declaration that says, “I’m the Chief Financial Officer, and yes, I could buy and sell you—but only if the numbers add up.” Perfect for the finance boss who’s got a sharp eye for the bottom line and an even sharper sense of humor, this hat lets you flaunt your power with a wink and a nod.

Why You'd Love It

  • Wickedly Witty: The "CFO" hat takes the classic corporate title and gives it a clever twist. It’s for those who know that being the CFO isn’t just about crunching numbers—it’s about knowing exactly how to spin them to your advantage, all while keeping everyone guessing.
  • Instant Authority with a Side of Sass: This hat is guaranteed to make an impression, whether it’s at the office, a networking event, or just out for a casual power lunch. It’s the perfect way to assert your dominance with a touch of humor, making it clear that you’re the one in charge—and you’ve got the hat to prove it.
  • Built for the Financial Powerhouse: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as durable as your financial strategies. When life—or your double espresso—gets messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking as polished as your latest quarterly report.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to withstand any budget cut, corporate scandal, or coffee spill
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because a CFO’s hat should always sit just right, whether you’re balancing the books or the boardroom
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a perfect fit, no matter how big your ego or your expense account
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even a CFO needs to keep things looking sharp

Ready to own your title with a side of twisted humor? Add the "CFO" hat to your cart today and let the world know that you’re not just running the numbers—you’re running the show.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.