This shirt is for:

• meeting contributors who always have one more thought
• group chat operators with enterprise-level message volume
• friends who can turn a quick story into a full keynote
• salespeople, founders, and consultants paid partly in airtime
• coworkers whose silence would concern the entire team

The Certified Yapper Shirt is for people who have accepted their gift: talking. It is simple, funny, and accurate for anyone whose personal brand includes commentary, context, and unnecessary but entertaining detail.

Wear it to casual hangs, office days, or anywhere your reputation has already arrived before you.

Finance Bro makes shirts for people who know airtime is a scarce resource and still manage to acquire it.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY