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CEO hat

CEO hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "CEO" hat is like walking around with a crown of corporate authority, with just enough twisted humor to remind everyone that you’re the top dog—whether they like it or not.

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Description

This hat isn’t just a title; it’s a clever declaration that says, “I’m the Chief Executive Officer, and yes, I make the big decisions (and the best jokes).” Perfect for the head honcho who balances power moves with punchlines, this hat lets you wear your leadership with a side of sarcasm and a whole lot of swagger.

Why You'd Love It

  • Sharply Ironic: The "CEO" hat is for those who know that being at the top isn’t just about calling the shots—it’s about doing it with style and a twisted sense of humor. It’s the perfect way to let everyone know that while you may be in charge, you’re also in on the joke.
  • Instant Authority, With a Twist: Wear this hat, and watch as people react with a mix of admiration and amusement. It’s an instant conversation starter, perfect for those who love to lead with a laugh and aren’t afraid to poke a little fun at their own power.
  • Built for the Big Boss: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as sturdy as your business strategies. When life—or that power lunch—gets messy, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking as sharp as your executive decisions.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to handle any corporate takeover, business pivot, or coffee spill
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because a CEO’s hat should always sit perfectly, just like your latest quarterly numbers
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a snug fit, whether you’re sealing deals or sealing jokes
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even the CEO needs to keep their hat game on point

Ready to wear your title with a side of twisted humor? Add the "CEO" hat to your cart today and let the world know that you’re not just running the company—you’re running it with a wink and a smile.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.