This sweatshirt is for:

• lawyers who hear “quick question” and start billing mentally
• founders who know every handshake deal needs paperwork
• consultants who want legal energy without wearing a suit
• friends who turn normal conversations into cross-examinations

The Call my lawyer sweatshirt turns a legal reflex into wearable office humor. It works for quiet days, tense meetings, coffee runs, and anyone who prefers boundaries in writing.

Finance Bro makes merch for people who know jokes are cheaper than retainers, but documentation still wins.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Made in Nicaragua

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY