This shirt is for:

• overcaffeinated professionals pretending the calendar is normal
• finance teams surviving on espresso and bad news
• startup people who confuse chaos with momentum
• traders, analysts, and sales reps with high-alert energy
• friends who enjoy edgy office humor without pretending it is elegant

This shirt takes the unspoken workplace stimulant economy and prints it like a confession. It is bold, dry, and built for people whose day starts fast and somehow accelerates.

Wear it outside the office, gift it carefully, and let the shirt do the talking while you order another coffee.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY