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Buy the Dip hat

Buy the Dip hat

Regular price $34.77 USD
Sale price $34.77 USD Regular price $44.90 USD
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Introducing the "Buy the Dip" hat—because real traders don’t panic, they buy the dip! Whether you're eyeing crypto, stocks, or meme-worthy investments, this hat is your go-to accessory for riding out the market’s ups and downs.

🔥 Buy at least 3 items and GET ADDITIONAL 10% OFF your entire order!
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Description

Perfect for seasoned traders, wannabe day traders, and anyone who knows that when others sell, you scoop up the bargains.

Why You’d Love It

  • Market Mindset: Wear your strategy on your head! This hat is a cheeky reminder that downturns are just disguised opportunities—something every savvy investor knows.
  • Subtle Flex: Whether you’re at a networking event, brunch, or the trading floor, this hat lets fellow finance geeks know you’re in it for the long haul.
  • Comfortable and Cool: Made with a breathable cotton blend and an adjustable strap, this hat ensures a perfect fit whether you’re chilling at your desk or watching the market tumble (and rise again).

Product Details

  • Material: High-quality cotton blend—durable enough to withstand the wildest market swings.
  • Fit: Adjustable strap for maximum comfort and style.
  • Design: Embroidered "Buy the Dip" in bold, clean letters for an understated yet powerful message.

Ready to rock your investment philosophy in style? Add the "Buy the Dip" hat to your cart and make sure everyone knows you’ve got the patience to profit.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.