This hoodie is for:

• crypto traders who treat rugs as tuition
• NFT people with trust issues and warm layers
• degens who still enter new projects with confidence
• friends who know a roadmap can become a crime scene
• investors rebuilding wealth one lesson at a time

The Building wealth, one rug at a time hoodie is for anyone whose crypto education arrived through surprise exits and disappearing liquidity. It is warm, sarcastic, and honest about the learning curve.

Wear it during bear markets, Discord autopsies, or while promising yourself this next one is different. The hoodie does not prevent rugs, but it makes the aftermath more comfortable.

Finance Bro turns crypto mistakes into merch for people who know risk is funniest after the transaction clears.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean