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Billionaire Coming Soon hat

Billionaire Coming Soon hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the "Billionaire Coming Soon" hat is like strutting around with a billboard that says, “I’m not there yet, but just wait—I’m about to make the Forbes list.” This hat isn’t just a cheeky proclamation; it’s a twisted, tongue-in-cheek declaration that you’re on a fast track to absurd wealth (or at least, that’s the plan).

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Perfect for the dreamer with a sharp wit and a knack for hustling, this hat lets you flaunt your ambition with a playful wink. Whether you’re still grinding at the 9-to-5 or just waiting for that next big crypto pump, the "Billionaire Coming Soon" hat is your perfect partner in twisted optimism.

Why You'd Love It

  • Audaciously Optimistic: The "Billionaire Coming Soon" hat is for those who believe that if you’re going to dream, you might as well dream big—like yacht-level big. It’s the perfect way to announce your plans to the world, with a dash of humor that says, “I’m serious… but not too serious.”
  • Instantly Relatable (and Hilarious): This hat is guaranteed to get laughs and start conversations, whether it’s with fellow hustlers, sarcastic skeptics, or just about anyone who appreciates the boldness of your claim. It’s the ultimate icebreaker for those who enjoy a little self-deprecating humor with their grand ambitions.
  • Built for the Long Haul (or Until You Hit That Billion): Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as sturdy as your belief in that soon-to-be-huge bank account. When life—or that celebratory champagne—spills over, just spot clean it with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will keep it looking as fresh as your latest investment idea.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to last until you hit that billionaire status (and beyond)
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—because even future billionaires need to look sharp along the way
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a snug fit, no matter how fast you’re climbing that financial ladder
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because your hat should stay as clean as your aspirations

Ready to wear your ambitions (and your humor) on your sleeve—or rather, your head? Add the "Billionaire Coming Soon" hat to your cart today and let the world know that you’re on the path to wealth, with a few laughs along the way.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.