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Barney Commit Tax Fraud shirt

Barney Commit Tax Fraud shirt

Regular price $25.72 USD
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Wearing the "Barney Commit Tax Fraud" shirt is like taking your childhood nostalgia and flipping it on its head with a wickedly funny twist. This shirt doesn’t just feature everyone’s favorite purple dinosaur—it reimagines him as the ultimate financial rebel, turning Barney from the wholesome icon of our youth into a hilariously rogue figure with a penchant for tax evasion.

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Description

Perfect for those who appreciate a good blend of irony and dark humor, this shirt lets you walk the fine line between innocence and mischief, all with a smile.

Why You'd Love It

  • Nostalgia Gone Wild: The "Barney Commit Tax Fraud" shirt is for those who love taking something pure and giving it a delightfully twisted twist. It’s a perfect fit for anyone who enjoys blending childhood memories with adult-level humor that’s just a little bit wrong (in the best possible way).
  • Surefire Conversation Starter: Expect laughs, confused looks, and plenty of questions when you wear this shirt. It’s the ultimate icebreaker for those who enjoy explaining their unique sense of humor—because who wouldn’t want to discuss how Barney went from singing “I love you” to dodging the IRS?
  • Comfort Meets Controversy: Made from 100% soft cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is controversial. Whether you’re out with friends, at a party, or just enjoying the absurdity of it all, this shirt is sure to keep you comfortable while making a bold, twisted statement.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton—soft enough to feel like a cozy hug from Barney himself, durable enough to survive any audit
  • Fit: Relaxed fit—because even rogue dinosaurs need to stay comfortable while bending the rules
  • Design: Bold, playful text paired with an ironic twist on a classic character—making it clear you’re here for the laughs, not the legal advice
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—because even if Barney’s breaking the rules, your shirt care routine should be squeaky clean

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Ready to take your humor to the next level with a shirt that’s as clever as it is twisted? Add the "Barney Commit Tax Fraud" shirt to your cart today and let the world know that you’re not just here to play—you’re here to rewrite the rules with a smile and a wink.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.