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Barney Commit Tax Fraud hat

Barney Commit Tax Fraud hat

Regular price $34.93 USD
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Wearing the Barney "Commit Tax Fraud" hat is like giving a playful nod to the mischievous side of everyone’s favorite purple dinosaur—just with a bit more edge.

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Description

This hat is for those who appreciate a mix of childhood nostalgia and grown-up humor, perfect for finance pros who know that taxes are no laughing matter, but that doesn’t mean you can’t joke about them. Whether you’re heading to the office or out for a casual weekend, this hat will have people doing double-takes and laughing all the way to their tax returns.

Why You'd Love It

  • Nostalgic Mischief: The Barney "Commit Tax Fraud" hat takes a beloved childhood character and gives him a hilarious twist. It’s the perfect blend of innocence and irony, ideal for anyone who likes their humor with a side of nostalgia.
  • Instant Conversation Starter: Whether you’re in the office or out with friends, this hat is guaranteed to grab attention and spark some hilarious conversations. It’s the perfect icebreaker for those who enjoy poking fun at the complexities of the tax code.
  • Durable and Easy to Clean: Made from 100% Cotton Twill, this hat is as sturdy as your commitment to never actually committing tax fraud. When life gets a little messy, just spot clean with warm water and dish soap. For those tougher stains, a soft bristled brush will have it looking fresh—no creative accounting required.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton Twill—strong enough to withstand the scrutiny of an audit
  • Fit: Structured, low-fitting design—keeps you looking sharp, even if your humor is a little cheeky
  • Closure: Adjustable Velcro® closure—ensuring a perfect fit, whether you’re calculating deductions or just having fun
  • Care: Spot clean with warm water and dish soap; for stubborn stains, a soft bristled brush—because even a joke hat deserves to be well-kept

Ready to mix some nostalgia with a dash of financial humor? Add the Barney "Commit Tax Fraud" hat to your cart today and wear your sense of humor with pride—and maybe a bit of purple.

Shipping Information

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

  • US deliveries: 2-7 business days
  • EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
  • International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Disclaimer: This product is designed for humor and entertainment purposes, offering a satirical take on historical events. It is not intended to glorify or endorse any unethical behaviors associated with its cultural reference.

Do you ship internationally or only to finance bros in New York?

We ship worldwide — including Ireland, Belgium, and anywhere else bros are pretending to read earnings reports. Shipping times vary, but you'll get tracking faster than your stocks tank.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express), PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and store gift cards.

How can I track my order?

The moment your order ships, we’ll email you a tracking link. Click it, stalk it, refresh it obsessively — we get it.

Shipping updates come straight from our fulfillment partner, so you'll always know if your package is on time or pulling a Q4 earnings surprise.

How does sizing work? Should I go up if I’ve been skipping the gym?

Fits true to size, but if you’ve been hitting the bulking cycle (or just hitting the snacks), size up. Check our size guide before making impulsive decisions, such as buying altcoins you've never heard of.

What's the return policy in case I get roasted too hard?

We accept returns within 14 days of the delivery date. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original packaging with tags attached. Please refer to our Return Policy for more details.

What are your customer service hours?

Our customer service team is available Monday to Friday, from 9 AM to 6 PM (EST). You can reach our customer service team via email at support@financebrooutfit.com

Can I wear this to actual work or is it just for memes?

100% work-appropriate — unless you work at a bank that still thinks casual Friday is a trap. Pair the shirt, hoodie or vest with a quarter zip, and you’re basically getting promoted.