This shirt is for:

• employees refusing to deliver founder energy for intern pay
• office workers fluent in polite underperformance
• managers who accidentally created the slogan themselves
• friends who treat compensation as a scope-of-work document
• anyone who believes salary bands should come with behavior bands

Act your wage is workplace economics in four words. The shirt keeps the message clean, readable, and mildly dangerous in any meeting with performance expectations.

Wear it on casual Friday, during quarterly reviews, or while doing exactly the amount of work the package implied. Finance Bro makes office humor for people who understand incentive alignment too well.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY