Whether you’re an accountant with a wicked sense of humor or just someone who loves a good financial pun, this shirt lets you flaunt your wit with style.

Why You'd Love It

• Deviously Clever: The "Cooking the Books" shirt takes a phrase that’s usually whispered and turns it into a bold, laugh-out-loud statement. It’s perfect for anyone who knows that in the world of finance, the numbers can sometimes be as cooked as the books themselves—at least in jest.
• Guaranteed Laughs: This shirt is sure to spark smiles, chuckles, and maybe a few knowing nods from those who get the joke. It’s the ultimate icebreaker for those who enjoy a bit of dark humor, especially when it comes to the fine line between financial savvy and financial shenanigans.
• Comfortably Controversial: Made from 100% soft cotton, this shirt is as comfortable as it is controversial. It’s perfect for wearing all day, whether you’re crunching numbers, telling tales, or just enjoying the irony that comes with wearing a shirt that says, “I’m cooking the books.”

Product Details

• Material: 100% Cotton—soft enough to keep you comfy during even the most creative accounting sessions
• Fit: Relaxed fit—because even when you’re bending the rules (jokingly, of course), you should still feel comfortable
• Design: Bold, playful text that makes it clear you’re here for the laughs, not the audits
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—because while you might joke about cooking the books, your shirt care routine should stay straight

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Ready to embrace your twisted sense of humor with a shirt that’s as clever as it is funny? Add the "Cooking the Books" shirt to your cart today and let the world know that when it comes to numbers, you’re always cooking up something good—at least in theory.

Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Once your order has been processed and shipped, you’ll receive a confirmation email containing your tracking number. You can use this number to track the status of your shipment.

Delivery times vary based on your location, but generally fall within the following ranges:

• US deliveries: 2-7 business days
• EU deliveries: 3-10 business days
• International deliveries: 5-20 business days

Please note that these are estimates, and factors like customs processing, local holidays, or unforeseen delays may affect the delivery time.

For faster service, we also offer Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for all t-shirts.

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean.

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Made in Nicaragua.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY