{"product_id":"theranos-mug","title":"Theranos Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mug is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efounders who drink coffee while reading cautionary tales\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efinance people who distrust hockey-stick charts on sight\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003estartup workers with a healthy fear of overpromising\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eoffice cynics who prefer their fraud history hot\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efriends who love scandal merch with actual business lessons\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe theranos mug turns one of startup history’s biggest reality gaps into a desk-ready warning label. It is for coffee, due diligence, and quietly judging visionary claims that arrive without evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUse it during pitch reviews, operator calls, or any meeting where someone says “revolutionary” too early. Good coffee helps. Working technology helps more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eFinance Bro merch is made for people who know trust is earned, audited, and sometimes subpoenaed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":53810069012819,"sku":null,"price":16.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/theranos_mug.png?v=1779357819","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/theranos-mug","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}