{"product_id":"tears-of-an-accountant-mug","title":"Tears Of An Accountant Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mug is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eaccountants drinking through close, tax season, and variance reviews\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ebookkeepers who know coffee is a control environment\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efinance teams with clean workpapers and suspicious sleep schedules\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ecoworkers who understand that “quick reconciliation” is a lie\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003egift buyers looking for accountant merch with real desk energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Tears of an Accountant mug belongs beside the spreadsheet, not in the cabinet. It is practical, dramatic, and unfortunately believable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUse it for coffee, tea, or whatever helps the debit side feel less personal. Finance Bro makes accountant gifts for people who know emotional support can be ceramic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":53810039095635,"sku":null,"price":16.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/Tears_of_an_Accountant_mug.png?v=1779357701","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/tears-of-an-accountant-mug","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}