{"product_id":"tears-of-an-accountant-candle","title":"Tears Of An Accountant Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eaccountants balancing deadlines, reconciliations, and emotional damage\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ebookkeepers who know every “small issue” becomes three tabs\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efinance teams closing the month with spiritual exhaustion\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ecoworkers who understand that clean ledgers are earned, not given\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003egift buyers shopping for accountant humor that is too real\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eTears of an Accountant is a candle for anyone who has chased a variance long enough to question their life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eKeep it near the desk, the laptop, or the pile of receipts that became a personality test. Finance Bro makes accounting humor for people who know every number has a backstory and a deadline.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"8oz \/ Black","offer_id":53810038964563,"sku":null,"price":18.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/Tears_of_an_Accountant_candle.png?v=1779357700","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/tears-of-an-accountant-candle","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}