{"product_id":"smells-like-fraud-but-sure-candle","title":"Smells Like Fraud But Sure Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eauditors with instincts stronger than the client explanation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eaccountants who know suspicious timing when they see it\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efinance teams watching numbers arrive with too much confidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ecompliance people who say “interesting” instead of panicking\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003egift buyers looking for fraud humor that belongs near a laptop\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eSmells Like Fraud But Sure is a candle for the moment when the story technically works, but your soul disagrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eLight it during review, reconciliation, or any meeting where everyone is pretending the variance is normal. Finance Bro makes accounting humor for people who know skepticism is a professional asset.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"8oz \/ Black","offer_id":53810040013139,"sku":null,"price":18.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/Smells_Like_Fraud_But_Sure_candle_1.png?v=1779357700","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/smells-like-fraud-but-sure-candle","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}