{"product_id":"smells-like-finance-bro-candle","title":"Smells Like Finance Bro Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efinance bros who think spreadsheets count as atmosphere\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ebankers who want their desk to smell like ambition and stress\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eanalysts living between coffee, models, and bad decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eoffice teams that need a joke before the next forecast\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efriends who enjoy luxury branding with unserious financial energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe Smells Like Finance Bro candle takes the finance stereotype and gives it a scent profile nobody asked for but everyone understands. Think ambition, caffeine, and the faint odor of someone saying “quick model update.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUse it on a desk, in a home office, or anywhere the vibe needs to move from normal room to leveraged personality. It is less aromatherapy and more brand positioning with a flame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eFinance Bro makes gifts for people who know that sometimes the market is irrational and so is your candle collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53810067767635,"sku":null,"price":18.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/Smells_Like_Finance_Bro_candle.png?v=1779357701","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/smells-like-finance-bro-candle","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}