{"product_id":"smells-like-cooking-books-candle","title":"Smells Like Cooking Books Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis candle is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eaccountants who know “creative” is not always a compliment\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efinance teams detecting vibes before documentation arrives\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eauditors who can smell revenue recognition from another floor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ecoworkers who enjoy accounting jokes with fraud-adjacent seasoning\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003egift buyers looking for a candle that belongs near a closing binder\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eSmells like cooking books is a candle for the room where numbers are technically present and emotionally suspicious. It turns accounting paranoia into something you can light on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUse it during month-end, study sessions, or any evening spent pretending the variance will explain itself. Finance Bro makes desk humor for people who know the books should never smell this interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"8oz \/ Black","offer_id":53810037850451,"sku":null,"price":18.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/Smells_like_cooking_books_candle.png?v=1779357701","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/smells-like-cooking-books-candle","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}