{"product_id":"lehman-brothers-koozie","title":"Lehman Brothers Koozie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis koozie is for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003efinance history people who still talk about 2008\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ebankers with a taste for crisis-era jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003einvestors who respect downside risk\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003estudents learning market history through memes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003egift buyers shopping for Wall Street humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eThe koozie keeps the reference simple and lets the history do the work. It is for drinks, desks, and conversations where someone inevitably says “too big to fail.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eUse it when the market feels dramatic or when your finance friends need a reminder that leverage has consequences. Finance Bro makes merch for people who know history does rhyme, especially on Wall Street.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finance Bro","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":53810097455443,"sku":null,"price":12.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0892\/2749\/3715\/files\/Lehman_Brothers_koozie.png?v=1779357703","url":"https:\/\/financebrooutfit.com\/products\/lehman-brothers-koozie","provider":"Finance Bro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}